Alright, let’s jaw about these here NFL tool boxes. You know, the kinda things you put your hammers and whatnots in, but with them football team pictures on ’em. I seen some of these things at the store the other day, and lemme tell ya, they got all sorts.
First off, some of them are big, like, real big. Big enough to put a whole mess of stuff in. They call ’em full-print, which I guess means the whole dang thing is covered in pictures. Sixteen inches long, they say. That’s a lot of inches, ain’t it? You could put your wrenches, your screwdrivers, maybe even a few snacks for watchin’ the game in there. They got all the team logos too, every last one of ’em. Packers, Steelers, Cowboys… you name it, they got it. Team ProMark, that’s the name they got on ‘em. Sounds fancy, but I bet they’re just metal boxes, same as any other.
Then you got these smaller ones. Thirteen inches, they say. Still big enough for most folks, I reckon. Got handles and latches and all that. MAXPOWER, they call this one. Says it’s got a removable tray inside, so you can keep your little bits and bobs separate. Handy, I guess, if you got a lot of little screws and nails. Don’t want them gettin’ all mixed up, now do ya? This one ain’t got no team pictures though, just plain old color.
- Big ones, lots of space
- Little ones, easier to carry
- Ones with team logos, for showin’ off
- Plain ones, just for keepin’ your tools
Now, they also got these… whatchamacallits… storage bins, they call ’em. They ain’t really tool boxes, more like big ol’ foldable boxes made of cloth or somethin’. Franklin Sports, that’s the name on these. Good for puttin’ away blankets or toys or whatever. But they got them team colors on ’em too, so you can show your team spirit even when you’re just cleanin’ up the house. Collapsible, they say. Means you can fold ’em up flat when you ain’t usin’ ’em. Saves space, I suppose.
I heard tell you gotta buy a “researchable vehicle” or some such nonsense before you can even get one of these special “Toolbox” things. Rank II or higher, they say. Sounds like a load of hooey to me. Why can’t a fella just buy a dang toolbox if he wants one? Probably some city slicker idea, makin’ things complicated for no good reason.
Anyways, some of these tool boxes look pretty good, I gotta say. Shiny and new, with them bright team colors. One fella even said, “This tool box looks great.” Well, I guess it does, if you’re into that sort of thing. Me, I just want somethin’ that’ll hold my tools and not fall apart the first time I drop it.
And don’t even get me started on this computer stuff. Says my browser ain’t supported no more. Tells me to upgrade to Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox. What in tarnation is a Google Chrome? Sounds like somethin’ you’d find on a fancy car, not a computer. I swear, these young folks and their technology, they make my head spin. All I wanna do is look at some toolboxes, not learn a whole new language.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a NFL tool box, you got plenty of choices. Big ones, small ones, fancy ones, plain ones. Just depends on what you need and how much you wanna spend. And don’t forget, you gotta support your team, even when you’re fixin’ a leaky faucet. Just make sure it’s a good, sturdy box, that’s what I say. No point in havin’ a pretty toolbox if it can’t hold a hammer.
NFL storage ain’t just for tools, though. You can get bins and boxes for all sorts of things. Keep your house tidy and show off your team pride at the same time. Kill two birds with one stone, as they say. And if you can figure out that “researchable vehicle” nonsense, more power to ya.
But honestly, a box is a box. Whether it’s got a team logo or not, it’s still just there to hold your stuff. Don’t get too caught up in all the fancy names and pictures. Just get somethin’ that works and be done with it. That’s my two cents, anyway.
Tags: [NFL, Tool Box, Storage, Team ProMark, MAXPOWER, Franklin Sports, Football, Organization, Tools, Home Improvement]
