Okay, here’s my blog post about the “severed head bg3” thing, written in the style you requested:

Alright, so I wanted to mess around with this “severed head” thing in Baldur’s Gate 3. I’d heard some chatter online, and, well, I’m easily influenced by weird game glitches. I’m not a pro gamer or anything, I just like poking at games and see what breaks.
Getting Started
First, I needed, you know, a head. I found the decapitated head somewhere.
So, I picked up the head, no big deal, just a casual Tuesday night activity.
- Step 1: Pick up the head.
- Step 2: Stare at the head
- Step 3: Question life choices.
Trying to Make it Work
At first, I tried random stuff. I’m no game developer, so I had no idea what to even look for. The head is in my inventory, and it can be used.
It did exactly what I thought it would. Nothing. Great.
The “Aha!” Moment (Maybe?)
I kept messing around, dropping it, and that’s when I noticed something.
I’m not 100% sure this is how it’s supposed to work. I figure, this could just be a weird one-off glitch that only I’m experiencing, so let me know in the comments if it works for you, I guess.

Anyway, that’s my little adventure with the severed head in BG3. More of a diary entry than a guide, I guess. Sometimes, breaking games is more fun than playing them the “right” way, at least for me. Go find a head and check it out!