Alright, alright, listen up ya’ll. Gonna tell ya ’bout this… this… uh… WWE Crown Jewel thingy. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ the Queen wears, but it ain’t. It’s wrestlin’. Big, strong fellas thumpin’ on each other.
So, this here Crown Jewel thing, it’s happenin’ on November 4th, 2023. That’s what they tell me. Don’t ask me what year it is now, I always get mixed up after Y2K, you know, the time they said the world would end? Anyway, they’re gonna be wrestlin’ in some place called Riyadh. Sounds far, real far. Probably gotta take a plane, or maybe a camel, I dunno.
Now, how you gonna watch it? That’s the big question, ain’t it? Well, if you’re in them United States, you gotta get yourself somethin’ called Peacock. Sounds like a bird, strutting around with its fancy feathers, but it ain’t. It’s somethin’ on that there… internet, I think they call it. You gotta pay for it too, nothin’s free these days, not even air, they’ll be chargin’ us for breathin’ soon, you just wait and see.
- Watch WWE Crown Jewel: Peacock (USA)
- Date: November 4, 2023
- Place: Riyadh (somewhere far away)
They say it starts at 1 p.m. ET. What’s ET? Eastern Time? Who comes up with this stuff? Can’t they just say lunchtime or somethin’? Anyways, if you ain’t in the States, they got somethin’ else called WWE Network. Sounds fancy too. Or maybe Sony LIV, whatever that is. Too many choices if you ask me. Back in my day, we had one TV, and that was it. And you watched what was on, no fancy pickin’ and choosin’.
This Crown Jewel, it’s a big deal, see? They call it a Premium Live Event, or PLE. Premium? Means expensive, I reckon. Like them fancy coffees with all them sprinkles and syrups. Costs more than a whole jug of regular coffee, but folks still buy it. Goes to show, people will pay for anything these days.
So, what’s gonna happen at this Crown Jewel? Well, wrestlin’, of course! Big fellas, small fellas, all grapplin’ and slammin’ each other. Probably some smack talkin’ too. They like to yell and point fingers, makes it more excitin’, I guess. Me? I just hope nobody gets hurt too bad. These fellas, they put their bodies on the line for our entertainment. Gotta respect that, even if it does look a little silly sometimes.
Folks all over the world are waitin’ for this Crown Jewel. They’re excited, they say. I don’t get it, all that fuss over sweaty men in tights. But hey, to each their own, right? If it makes ’em happy, let ’em watch. Just don’t expect me to understand all the rules and the storylines. It’s too complicated for my old brain. I just like to see a good ol’ fashioned smackdown, none of that fancy flippin’ and floppin’.
They tell me I gotta give you all the details. Date, time, place, how to watch. Like I’m some kind of fancy reporter. Well, I ain’t. I’m just tellin’ it like it is, the way I see it. If you wanna watch this Crown Jewel, go ahead. If you don’t, that’s fine too. It ain’t gonna change the price of eggs, that’s for sure. And speakin’ of eggs, I gotta go make myself some breakfast. All this talk about wrestlin’ has made me hungry.
So, remember: November 4th, Riyadh, Peacock or WWE Network. Got it? Good. Now go on, get outta here and let me eat my eggs in peace. And don’t forget to turn off the lights when you leave! Electricity ain’t cheap you know.
One last thing: They said this here Crown Jewel is a big event, so expect a lot of yelling, some cheering, and maybe a few surprises. Just like life, I guess.
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